Thomas J. Lyon (xchasedsanityx) wrote in bifsandsifs,
Thomas J. Lyon
xchasedsanityx
bifsandsifs

Best Debtor Excuse

Best Debtor Excuse of The Day:

"I can't pay my bill because the state kidnapped my children and sold them."
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(Additional Funny Conversation Overheard Today:)

Debtor:  "Well, send me something in writing, or I won't pay."
Collector:  "Maa'm, we've sent you a FOREST of paper already and it didn't do any good."

Praise Be To Cash. $$$
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